Ten more Genius Ideas from the Desk of Donald J. Trump

This morning I received the following email from the Oval Office:

The White House, via Associated Press

Dear Citizen!

You have been randomly selected to vote which of President Donald J. Trump’s brilliant ideas (they’re all brilliant of course—and genius, that’s what people are saying) He should pursue in the first 100 days of His Glorious Administration.

In the previous round, randomly selected Americans voted for such groundbreaking ideas as: buying Greenland, invading Panama, making Canada the 51st State (with or without their help), abolishing the Department of Education, letting Elon Musk run the Treasury Department, and—the President’s personal favorite—annexing the Gaza strip and turning it into the “Riviera of the Middle East.”

Here are ten more of Our Dear Leader’s genius ideas. Please pick the three ideas you’d like the President to take on first.

1. TAKE OVER EAST UKRAINE. The Special Military Operation in Ukraine must come to an end. All Ukrainians should leave East Ukraine so that Putin can rebuild it and turn it into the Riviera of the European East. In return, AMERICANS can go on vacation there FOR FREE FOREVER!!!
2. ABOLISH ALL LOWER COURTS. Ever since my Glorious Return to the Swamp—that’s what I call it, the…